Lalala im at work… I’m having a terrible migraine from keeping my eyes opened… I was smsing and I dropped my phone from falling asleep… I was staring at the clock and then I fell asleep… nausea came unto me like a cyclone. I went to the toilet and this guy who was peeing looked at me and smiled…and he’s kinda handsome! he works with me too… I almost fainted!! If I collapse, I doubt the company I’m attached to is gonna do anything about it.. the school said they’ll give $10 000 if any student dies during attachment… I now know what my life is worth.. I cant wait for my social life to begin.. I’m writing nonsense so my eyes and fingers can move a little… my throat has now become a sahara desert…
Lessons to learn from this enthusiastic place… always clean up cez there’s more creatures here than u can find in the zoo… do not go into the ceo’s office unless u wanna get killed… do things that are really stupid (like what im doing rite now) to stay awake… don’t look at the clock cez trust me, it does’nt move… get a lot of paper cuts so u can get injured and take mc… make sure u sneeze really loudly so people wont come to u with a new stack of workload… walk quickly whenever u need to so they’ll think u’re “on the move” but your’re actually going to the toilet…
Yea and don’t forget to tell yourself every morning “I love my job, I love my job, I love my job”
My head’s bouncing as im typing this… four more days of enduring… the good thing out of this that I’ve learnt is I’m uber tolerant! Lol… I am! Hahhahaahhaha… oh ya and I’ve made up my mind and its done.. I’m gonna buy the hard top BMW 325Ci convertible when I come out of ns… I just saw two today! Omggg… and juen got her fregging license la! I wanna pass so badly! I mean…goodly! Well, u know what I mean….
(oops! And there goes a cockroach…)
Its henry’s last day and its so unfair! Cez we have to see people go but still work here… I just want everything to go fine for the next four days… =)
Someone is being missed greatly.. can u please just come back!! Ouhk I think it’s been like 2 minutes since I started writing this… I want it to be an hour but its been minutes… save me please… (I said please!)
People out there who are reading this and think I’m retarded… this is what loneliness, depression and boredom combined leads to…
p.s: I love my job I love my job I love my job…