the WIERDEST convo Caleb and i just had!!!
caleb says:
what ! i wanna suck on some sweet now
caleb says:
mouth damn itchy
Giovanni says:
hahhaahhahha
caleb says:
somemore so hungry
Giovanni says:
i know what u wanna suck
Giovanni says:
so when are we going back to hongkong??
caleb says:
aiya. don't waste time ...NOW LAH
caleb says:
go...we go pack bag now
caleb says:
lets go
Giovanni says:
aiight!
caleb says:
haha. same as the last time we spoke
caleb says:
so funny !
Giovanni says:
what if u wanna do smth naughty?
Giovanni says:
i scared!
WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!
how can ADAM LAMBERT not win?!?!?!?!?!?! i dun even know who the fuck kris allen is pleaseee!! he like... won?? HUH?? someone give me an inhaler!!
ADAM!! u deserve to win!! u were in a league of your own!! i'll always be a fan! and i will queue the nite before your album comes out!!! ADAM LAMBERTTTT!!! omgosh i dun have the capability of typing how much i like his singing ok!
u dun need american idol!! ur better than that! =D
ok moving on... WORK!! nasri vinod and angus are joining!! weee... and im working thru the weekends! :(
but so is ahraving! so its gonna be way fun!! work's like... constant now... in a bad way actually... cez it like, there's no way "up" to go... its the "standard" things u do... and at least, the manager and head hosts comment on how well i do.. which is prolly the thing besides Ahravin that im working there for still...
ok the best thing happened today!! i was of cez there during high-tea! and was serving everyone and all... and then there was this table with 3 women... 2 from London and 1 from the US... i sent their orders of tea and made them myself! :D
and also when they wanted Singapore Slings... and one of them wanted a "virgin" one! LOL... then we exchanged dirty looks! HAHAHAHAH.... ok neways, when i made their slings (which is so fun to make i tell ya!) and gave them, they didnt lemme go back! they were talking to me.. and the white lady said she writes a journal so she looked at my name... then she asked if she could take a picture with me... which the host saw and was impressed... that I am actually cam-whoring with guests! lol... then the ladies and i were talking... about universities.. and what i wanna do in future and all... and then they were talking about shopping! and about ORCHARD!!
one of them asked "i dun get it? why are there 3 Louis Vuitton at the same place?"
and then i looked at her and said "thats like Harrods x 3!" LOL.. and they burstED into laughter can! and i looked at the one from US and said "thats like your Saks @ 5th Avenue but with repeated stores...!"
SEE!! its good to keep yourself posted with fashion!! =D
ok then i went for lunch with Ahravin... and when i came back, the head host was like "what u said to the ladies just now??" with the serious tone! as if they complained or smth...
and i told him and then he laughed... and said "oh cez they gave u money!"
FAINTED on the SPOT!!! my first TIPS! looooool... and then thing is, im not allowed to collect tips! but they put it in an envelope!! so that meant i can... and i didnt even say bye to them la! i was ahppily eating!! they went and bought an envelope just for giving me money!! omgosh how nice can!!
they made my day i tell ya!!
ok so things at work they make me laugh under my breath! when the host gives briefing... before lunch and stuff... ytd he said "make sure the BOH (back of house) wi the plates and wi the cutleries propli"
SERIOUSLY!! like... not wipe the cutleries and all.. but we need to WI them!! HHAHA...
ok and then the next one made me laugh so hard i had a tummy cramp! the same guy said "the table setting is the most impotence to me" AAAAAAAAHAHHHAHHAHAH!!! the most IMPOTENCE! the poor table setting and cutleries cant reproduce! i think he meant important... but we'll leave it at that...
and when Nas vinod and angus join, the first thing Ahra and i will be asking them i "what do u want to be!" *inside joke*
oookkkkkkkkkk... im tired!! and shagged... and aching on my legs and arms! longs days work! now time to zzz...
XOXO
fashionistaaa!
work's been hectic lately...
fun though!!
and im down with what happens after a flu... ear infection! :(
so.. last week i worked only 3days.. inclu sunday! which meant more pay! but that left ahravin working alone while i was on MC.. sad! especially when he told me the amount of cutlery he had to polish.. all by himself!
so sunday was great cez although the ear was still blocked (and even now as im bloggin) there was no more pain... and i worked for 12 straight hours... and the look on Ahravin's face is c-l-a-s-s-i-c!! he smiles BROADLY... and behind that, a mouthful of food being munched! hahhaha damn cute! and the look when i bring in the ever-so-lovely tarts! he stares!! and so i keep them... he actually even said "i forgive u for leaving me to work alone for two days!"
thats what tarts do!
i have new glasses for NS! and its LEVI'S!! it meets the requirements too! the fella at the store said its NS approved!! so weeee... i have new specs!!
although i fell in love with TAG HEUER!! it was like... $900 plus? and mummy was like "thats not worth it for NS! u might break it by sitting on it!" -__-!
so Levi's it is! and since i cant wear lenses to work, i wore the Levi's on sunday! and guess who i saw at work! mummy's friend! so i spoke to her and she was like "why're u working here?" hahahhaha... its a fun job!! i get to life weights (trays full of plates) and i do 2.4km run (brisk walking about and not sitting down for 12 hours)
it comes to the same thing.. just that in this case, i get paid (alrite not that much tho!)
im waiting for my pay!! got some things i wanna do with it!
although the top of my list is my Gucci wallet!!! which i need to work more for! cez i wanna buy the wallet solely on my hard work's pay!! the feeling's good i've heard.. and its about time i start... =D
im cutting down on a certain smth... almost not at all u can say... lols!! and i havent cam-whored in like... 871781548713 years please!
i suddenly have the urge to sing!
i've never been more random in my lifeee!
a gay nite out with NICHOLAS!
Nick, my manjen brother and i, havent had our lil gay sessions since my previous car... so today (tonite actually) we decided to hang! and 2-hours couldnt have passed by any faster! we talked...alot! about crap... and then caught up! he's working like... all the time please! and he had a wierd smile when i said where i worked... -_-!
a session with me, at whatever time of the day... means CAM-WHORING!! and we did.... i picked him up and dropped him off.. and then finally just reached home... tired as fuck! cez Nick and i got it ON! hahahahhahahah.... and we found the awk-wardest place to chill... at some bar place that was closed! with benches! and now.. mosquito bites everywhere!
Nick's *** is like a girls please!! i mean, seriously! and he loves getting spanked... and if i continue bloggin like this, i might get sued and banned from blogging! =D
tireddd..lol!
licky-licky!
S-M-I-L-E-S
Le Pole Dancer!
Nicholasss!
and he liked smth abt that plant!
the CAR!
hot drive!
i finally logged on to FRIENDSTER after 685165183 years!
and what do i do?? i look thru all the pics and the 10 albums!! cez i have no heart to delete my f'ster account! and its nice... sometimes... to reminisce!
i cant believe how fun hongkong was! and Vinod and Karthik's birthdays! those were blasts! and my chrian times... and then the parties!
thank YOU for everything...
today this aunty came to me and asked me if i was having cramps... while i was polishing silver... and i said "not really"... then she asked me if i have done FNB before and i replied the same... and then u wouldnt believe what she said! she said it in tamil but i'll translate it...
"don't worry... if u dont feel pain today, u'll definitely feel pain all over tomorrow.. don't worry!"
excuse me??? she happily said "don't worry" to feeling pain when i wasnt! how cute is she???? lols... ok so today was really fun!! 2 to 11pm again but i reached at 1... cez!
AHRAVIN was working with me!! he started at 7am though! and ended at 6pm.. so that meant we could work together for about 5hours... he nearly slapped me for coming so early...lols! "callary" wasnt there yet.. and i told ahra the whole story about him! lols... boss and head host were shocked to see me reach an hour earlier... and then duh! i started doing what i needed to do... then ahravin and i were posted to sorting out cutlery... and we started gossipping! and then what do i know... but the idiot goes to the bar, and makes juice for the both of us! -___-!
i dunno how to make juice!?!?!
and he learnt that as well... lol! we carried tiers out again... and then cleaned them up.. and the best thing happened!! as i placed a cake tier on one of the tables, the two ladies asked me "is it possible if we get a table nearer towards the buffet table? we made a reservation but our names aren't on the list" and i asked then to follow me... inside, there were plenty of tables.. and then this idiot, whom i hadnt seen earlier, grabbed my hand and says "leave that job for the hostess and receptionists.. go back and clean your stuff"
full of fury, i continued the cake tier thing... then i saw these ladies again! and they said "thank you so much.. (peeps over to my name badge).. shaun! u helped us do this.." and i told them "its my first day and u've both made my day!" and they said "oh please come back then! we'll gladly appreciate that"
ZOMGOSH! they were sooo nice!
k so i of course kept going back.. and they wanted more tea and stuf... then they told me "we're on our way to the Flyer.. is there any reason we should be afraid?" they were justy really sweet.. and i told them how it is miserably slow! and how the height feels the same from a quater up... then my boss came... and he asked me how come i was mingling with the guests after just a day... and then i just went behind and chatted with ahravin...
then went outside again and the ladies asked if they could have a photo! so i took it and also asked for the bill from my boss... he came behind and asked the ladies "would u like another one ma'am?" the ladies wanted one more... so boss said "thats all shaun thanks..." and the ladies said "shaun get in the picture with us!" omgoshhhh!! boss's expression changed! but he was happy though.. he said i really understand customer service and that in just a day.. im mastering everything!! the idiot who nudged me, however, is such a biatch please!! i will smack him in the head when its my last day there.... =D
so then it was dinner.. in which ahra had ended work but decided to join me... i didnt eat... too tired to eat, and too much cramps from doing work (the lady was right about the pains!)
we jut drank and gossipped about our new colleagues... and how we both hate the chef who has an atitude on his smuck face! and the eurasian chef who looks malay was actually nice... and how "callary" sucked as much as "nudge-fella"...
now im home!! time for bed!! ALLISON is out!! instead of KRIS! haiz.. oh well, ADAM is still gonna win... =P
the reasons why i havent been blogging:
facebook-ing too much!
american idol is getting closer to its finale! (and Adam is gonna win.. DUH!)
sleeping!
eating..
going out!
oh.. and also cez... im WORKING!!
weeee!! aiight im not gonna say the name of the place cez there's a bunch of things im gonna talk about here... so by using their name, i dun wanna get sued and shit...
im working at the XXX! =P
first day TODAY! and it was from 2-11pm! ok another thing i can tell ya'll is... its FNB!! omgosh! u know how badly i wanna work in FNB??? if u dunno, ask Teckkiat and Joceee!! i applied to TCC like 318615 times! and Teckkiat and Jocee are like there now.. working! and they refused to hire me!! haizzz!! ask them bout how many times i applied! lol...
so i reached earlier of cez (first day mah) and then went and got changed into the fab uniform... 2 pm was straight after the lunch... so it was time for hi-tee! basically at XXX, there's 4 shifts... breakfast, lunch, hi-tee and dinner... so i had to do the latter two... and it was errr.. challenging!
ahravin worked the previous day and REFUSED to tell me anything cez that idiot wannad me to experience "the feeling" myself... so obviously i knew something wasnt "good".. like, there had to be something he did that he knew i wouldnt do!
and indeed he was RIGHT!! i entered, and the fella (boss) was like "since ur trainee, u go to the back and work there for the next few weeks!"
EXCUSE MEEEE?!?!?!?! ok maybe it didnt sound that bad yet...then he threw me to someone else and said "use him!" WAHHHH... now i felt bossed around!! well, thats what a boss is supposed to do i guess.. boss ppl around!
and i started,,, with wiping dessert plates! -___-!
ive never wiped a plate in my life! so it was a good karmatic experience! and it also felt good cez i had the nickname "germaphobe"! basically cez, everytime i clean something or the trays from the front, i would wash my hands! like... every single time! although im still gonna get it dirty, i would wash it to feel less grossed out!
k then i did the cutlery... and finally, was allowed to the front to clear the plates.. at least, i got to the front ok! the worst thing then happened!! the fella who i was bossed around to bossed me around to some other fella.... and he told me that i shouldnt be seen in the front cez if someone asked me something, i wouldnt know how to talk! *faintss*
this is coming from a guy who doesnt know how to pronounce "cutlery"! and he's telling me that i shouldnt talk to the guests! wahhh.. cannot tahan! at that moment someone asked me where the toilet was and i said "second door to your left" of course with an accent Siva hates! hahahha... and this "cutlery" fella shuddup and went in... hehehheheh!!
ok then it was dinner time... and the chef was like, "eh Shahrukh khan! ur first day?"... and continued talking... and then her son came out "eh sial lah!! Salman Khan sial!" -_-!!
*faintss on the carpet please*
especially cez i dun wanna be called a fish! (salmon)
then i had to do pepper and salt... in the process by which i cut myself! hahahahha... who in the right mind cuts himself with pepper?????? yours truly of course! lol... ok then i was screwing the bottles and the fucked up "cutlery" came in and asked me to hurry up in this harsh tone... my boss was behind... after a few, i went out to place the salt and pepper... and what do i know! the boss with his host and hostess are scolding the "cutlery"!!! hahhahahha.... and then i hear him saying "i only say because he havent finish" so i knew the convo was about me... and later on, when i was talking to the host about the transportation provided by the hotel, he came and asked in this unnerving tone "where do u stay boy?"
wannad to just slap his face can....
then finally, he was thrilled cez he taught me how to wipe callary... otherwise known as "Cutlery"... i called ahravin and understood what he meant by "experience it for yourself"
making tea for hi-tee was FUN! i made coffee as well!! and i must say, i love the smell of freshly brewed Earl Grey!!
im gonna start cleaning up after myself at home from now! =P
and im so glad, that on my first day, i didnt break anything!! although i dropped 6 million things, i didnt break any!! knowing me and my balance with trays or plates, i thought the hotel would incur more costs from broken china then hiring me! lol... i thought wrong! :D